Jon Snow is alive and well—and retired from the Night’s Watch to pursue a verrrrry different career path—in the next episode of the webseries Making a Scene With James Franco. Wanna know what the Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch is up to now? Wedding planning.
James Franco stars as the possibly dead warrior in the latest episode of his webseries, which combines current TV favorites with totally unexpected genres. Game of Thrones gets the mockumentary-style sitcom treatment in “Modern Throne,” and E! News has an exclusive sneak peek at the mashup.
“I retired from the Night’s Watch. I forsook my vows and have decided to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a wedding planner,” dishes Franco as Snow. “I plan the most spectacular weddings in the realm.”This wedding really does have everything! Dragons, a White Walker, some unruly Dothraki—it’s a dangerous affair, made even more dangerous by the fact that it’s between Tyrion and Joffrey Lannister and officially the first gay wedding in Westeros.
“I just want it to go well, alright? I don’t want any fighting, no raping,” he warns his employees. “I just want to marry these two guys, okay? I don’t want anybody’s penis to be cut off and eaten, okay? Not on my watch!”
But Snow knows he’s in deep. “I knew that I was in for trouble,” he laments.
